Sorry, no time to write anything, I’m saving the world from the evil Dr Neo Cortex by making Crash Bandicoot spin around and make dangerous turtles go flying for miles whilst a possessed wooden mask floats beside me and makes quasi-racist guttural noises.
Ahhhhh, Video Games Day.
Richard Sutherland is the author of 'The Unitary Authority of Ersatz', a quirky collection of short stories and humorous poetry. His favourite colour is Cornish Pasty and he loves the smell of confusion. Richard also writes Twitter fiction; tales within 140 characters. You should follow him, it's what all the cool kids are doing. @Banana_Penguin and @tinyweefiction.