Constitution Day is important to all you American readers, but do you really need me, a limey, to explain why this is? Of course not. So let’s just agree that the Constitution is good for your constitution and I’ll go back to my tea, tobacco and spices.
Richard Sutherland is the author of 'The Unitary Authority of Ersatz', a quirky collection of short stories and humorous poetry. His favourite colour is Cornish Pasty and he loves the smell of confusion. Richard also writes Twitter fiction; tales within 140 characters. You should follow him, it's what all the cool kids are doing. @Banana_Penguin and @tinyweefiction.