It’s Take Your Webmaster To Lunch Day, so I did exactly that.
I didn’t pay for it though, it’s not as if I like the guy. He’s weird; scratches himself with his keyboard; speaks in Java; once ate a tube of Berocca as if they were sweets; smells like old pencils.
(Love you really, Poskitt, you odd little man.)
Richard Sutherland is the author of 'The Unitary Authority of Ersatz', a quirky collection of short stories and humorous poetry. His favourite colour is Cornish Pasty and he loves the smell of confusion. Richard also writes Twitter fiction; tales within 140 characters. You should follow him, it's what all the cool kids are doing. @Banana_Penguin and @tinyweefiction.