As far as I’m aware, I’ve never seen a film starring Rudoph Valentino, so surely this is the best place to start: a montage of the seductive Italian movie star wrapping his smoky lips around many a vintage dame’s… although I’m not quite sure about the last one.
Richard Sutherland is the author of 'The Unitary Authority of Ersatz', a quirky collection of short stories and humorous poetry. His favourite colour is Cornish Pasty and he loves the smell of confusion. Richard also writes Twitter fiction; tales within 140 characters. You should follow him, it's what all the cool kids are doing. @Banana_Penguin and @tinyweefiction.