From the Days Of The Year Blog...
I don’t own a car, so sadly I wasn’t able to try the above technique just to see what the insurance company’s reaction would be.
Instead for Insurance Awareness Day I built a small wormhole inside my living room and threw all my possessions into it. The fools paid out through the nose, totally oblivious to the fact that everything will return any minute now.
Any minute now.
Any… minute… now…
Richard Sutherland is the author of 'The Unitary Authority of Ersatz', a quirky collection of short stories and humorous poetry. His favourite colour is Cornish Pasty and he loves the smell of confusion. Richard also writes Twitter fiction; tales within 140 characters. You should follow him, it's what all the cool kids are doing. @Banana_Penguin and @tinyweefiction.
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