From the Days Of The Year Blog...
In tribute to Punch Day, I walked the streets with a grotesque, hook-nosed, humpbacked idiot on my hand, who whacked people in the chops with his loosely held string of sausages.
Having subjected numerous unwitting individuals to this unnecessary and totally unwelcome display of slapstick violence, it came to my attention that Punch Day actually celebrates the alcoholic drink. Soooooooo… cheers!
“That’s the way to do it!”
Richard Sutherland is the author of 'The Unitary Authority of Ersatz', a quirky collection of short stories and humorous poetry. His favourite colour is Cornish Pasty and he loves the smell of confusion. Richard also writes Twitter fiction; tales within 140 characters. You should follow him, it's what all the cool kids are doing. @Banana_Penguin and @tinyweefiction.
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