Our planet may be two-thirds H2O but that doesn’t mean we can waste it, so I really went for it on Water Monitoring Day. And it was so easy – instead of drinking water, I drank milk. Lovely, refreshing, calcium rich milk. Although I did draw the line at showering in it, but only because I didn’t want my hair smelling like cottage cheese by the end of the day (not when it could be avoided at least).
Richard Sutherland is the author of 'The Unitary Authority of Ersatz', a quirky collection of short stories and humorous poetry. His favourite colour is Cornish Pasty and he loves the smell of confusion. Richard also writes Twitter fiction; tales within 140 characters. You should follow him, it's what all the cool kids are doing. @Banana_Penguin and @tinyweefiction.