It’s time for yet another awful – awful – combination of occasions. Today is Men’s Grooming Day AND Thrift Shop Day.

As a result, my hair now looks like something a ferret would mate with. And has. And has come back to in order to have seconds. And has told all his mates about.

And now, of all times, I can’t find my therapist’s number.

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