What do you call a dog that you received through improperly allocated political campaign funds? Checkers. And you know what? If you talk about how much your kids love that darn dog, the public will feel like the crooks for wanting to reclaim it. Nicely done, Nixon, I might try that myself some day, calling a newly acquired helicopter by the same name.
About the author...
Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).