Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day is possibly the most unambiguous occasion in the entire Days of the Year calendar.
HOWEVER! Ever since watching TMNT as a kid, not to mention that particular Futurama episode which has the salty, slimy fish as its main plot device, I’ve always wanted to try sardines. So my pizza came with the works and anchovies, because I really am that much of a culinary renegade.
Now, having spent the evening reeking of the worst parts of the ocean, I won’t be buying anchovies again in a hurry. But I’m so glad I gave them a go, especially because it was my one act of rebellion against this website.
See you tomorrow. I’ve been grounded for the evening by the Site Manager.