YES-I-ATE-LOTS-OF-GUMDROPS-FOR-GUMDROP-DAY!! YES-I-MIGHT-HAVE-EATEN-TOO-MANY!! YES-I’M-ON-A-SUGAR-HIGH-RIGHT-NOW!! YES-I’LL-STOP-WRITING-AS-IF-I’M-SHOUTING-SENTENCES-IN-A-SINGLE-BREATH-AS-SOON-AS-I’VE-HAD-A-WOOP-WOOP!! WOOOOOOP-GUMDROPS-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!
Ahhh, sorry about that, I feel better now. And I’ve learnt something today too, which I didn’t think would happen simply from eating copious, possibly dangerous, amount of gumdrops, and that’s that despite having a crazy high as a result of a massive sugar intake, there’s no resulting down whatsoever. I’m not crashing at all, in fact I feel great, I love gumdrops… I just wish that they loved me in return.
Oooohhhhhh God, why don’t gumdrops love me the way I love them? I do everything I can but they just use me, chew me up and then spit me out. It’s not fair, what do they want from me? I’m just a man, a man in love with gumdrops. My heart hurts, in more ways than one. I wish I’d never been born! *sobs*
…I think I need to go lie down.