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Dropping some Gs

15th Feb, 2012 | Posted by in Blog

HEY-HOW’S-IT-GOING? I’M-GOOD-GOOD-GOOOOOOOOOOD!!

YES-I-ATE-LOTS-OF-GUMDROPS-FOR-GUMDROP-DAY!! YES-I-MIGHT-HAVE-EATEN-TOO-MANY!! YES-I’M-ON-A-SUGAR-HIGH-RIGHT-NOW!! YES-I’LL-STOP-WRITING-AS-IF-I’M-SHOUTING-SENTENCES-IN-A-SINGLE-BREATH-AS-SOON-AS-I’VE-HAD-A-WOOP-WOOP!! WOOOOOOP-GUMDROPS-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

Ahhh, sorry about that, I feel better now. And I’ve learnt something today too, which I didn’t think would happen simply from eating copious, possibly dangerous, amount of gumdrops, and that’s that despite having a crazy high as a result of a massive sugar intake, there’s no resulting down whatsoever. I’m not crashing at all, in fact I feel great, I love gumdrops… I just wish that they loved me in return.

Oooohhhhhh God, why don’t gumdrops love me the way I love them? I do everything I can but they just use me, chew me up and then spit me out. It’s not fair, what do they want from me? I’m just a man, a man in love with gumdrops. My heart hurts, in more ways than one. I wish I’d never been born! *sobs*

…I think I need to go lie down.

*whump*

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Rich Sutherland

Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).
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