I bite my nails.
I pick my nose.
I’m terrible with money.
I’m clean and tidy at home to the point of displaying OCD…
…and yet my work desk is always a mess.
If I drop food on the floor, I pick it up whenever and eat it, regardless of the five-second rule.
If I had superpowers, I’d totally be a villain.
I can’t swim…
…mainly because I’m afraid of large bodies of water.
I’m also afraid of spiders, and if I encounter one, it simply has to die.
Free food is something I always take advantage of…
…especially at funerals.
If I get very drunk, when I arrive home I tend to have a dance in the kitchen.
I could eat McDonald’s, doughnuts and chocolate all day every day…
…but thankfully I’m a guilt-ridden, vain, self-conscious worrier.
Despite being a man, I don’t follow any sport.
I’m terrible with money…
…and listening to people.
I love both Punisher films, no matter what anyone says about them.
I like vintage pottery.
And, most importantly of all, I hate – hate – Honesty Day.