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30th Apr, 2012 | Posted by in Blog

I bite my nails.

I pick my nose.

I’m terrible with money.

I’m clean and tidy at home to the point of displaying OCD…

…and yet my work desk is always a mess.

If I drop food on the floor, I pick it up whenever and eat it, regardless of the five-second rule.

If I had superpowers, I’d totally be a villain.

I can’t swim…

…mainly because I’m afraid of large bodies of water.

I’m also afraid of spiders, and if I encounter one, it simply has to die.

Free food is something I always take advantage of…

…especially at funerals.

If I get very drunk, when I arrive home I tend to have a dance in the kitchen.

I could eat McDonald’s, doughnuts and chocolate all day every day…

…but thankfully I’m a guilt-ridden, vain, self-conscious worrier.

Despite being a man, I don’t follow any sport.

I’m terrible with money…

…and listening to people.

I love both Punisher films, no matter what anyone says about them.

I like vintage pottery.

 

And, most importantly of all, I hate – hateHonesty Day.

About the author...

Rich Sutherland

Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).
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