I missed my calling as a country singer, but at least I get to have some fun on Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day.


I lost my nose in Tennessee,

or was it South Dakota?

I really should remember that,

I know I should, I oughta.

It fell off in a KFC

(possibly Arizona)

into a tub of chicken wings

that I’d eaten to the bone, yeah.


The waitress took that empty tub

and she threw it in the trash;

my nose tumbled out and mixed in deep

with hash browns turned to mash.

I didn’t know I’d lost the thing

but then I heard a splash

as it landed in my Mountain Dew,

returned by Johnny Cash. 


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