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I lost my nose in Tennessee

27th Mar, 2012 | Posted by in Blog

I missed my calling as a country singer, but at least I get to have some fun on Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day.

 

I lost my nose in Tennessee,

or was it South Dakota?

I really should remember that,

I know I should, I oughta.

It fell off in a KFC

(possibly Arizona)

into a tub of chicken wings

that I’d eaten to the bone, yeah.

 

The waitress took that empty tub

and she threw it in the trash;

my nose tumbled out and mixed in deep

with hash browns turned to mash.

I didn’t know I’d lost the thing

but then I heard a splash

as it landed in my Mountain Dew,

returned by Johnny Cash. 

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Rich Sutherland

Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).
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