I missed my calling as a country singer, but at least I get to have some fun on Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day.
I lost my nose in Tennessee,
or was it South Dakota?
I really should remember that,
I know I should, I oughta.
It fell off in a KFC
into a tub of chicken wings
that I’d eaten to the bone, yeah.
The waitress took that empty tub
and she threw it in the trash;
my nose tumbled out and mixed in deep
with hash browns turned to mash.
I didn’t know I’d lost the thing
but then I heard a splash
as it landed in my Mountain Dew,
returned by Johnny Cash.