I don’t own a car, so sadly I wasn’t able to try the above technique just to see what the insurance company’s reaction would be.

Instead for Insurance Awareness Day I built a small wormhole inside my living room and threw all my possessions into it. The fools paid out through the nose, totally oblivious to the fact that everything will return any minute now.

Any minute now.

Any… minute… now…


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