I don’t own a car, so sadly I wasn’t able to try the above technique just to see what the insurance company’s reaction would be.
Instead for Insurance Awareness Day I built a small wormhole inside my living room and threw all my possessions into it. The fools paid out through the nose, totally oblivious to the fact that everything will return any minute now.
Any minute now.
Any… minute… now…
About the author...
Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).