In tribute to Punch Day, I walked the streets with a grotesque, hook-nosed, humpbacked idiot on my hand, who whacked people in the chops with his loosely held string of sausages.
Having subjected numerous unwitting individuals to this unnecessary and totally unwelcome display of slapstick violence, it came to my attention that Punch Day actually celebrates the alcoholic drink. Soooooooo… cheers!
“That’s the way to do it!”
About the author...
Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).