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Kermit the blob

13th May, 2012 | Posted by in Blog

Today is Frog Jumping Day, so I put on my best trainers and popped down to see my good friend Kermit.

Opening the door, he flailed his arms above his head whilst going “AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!” as I ran forward. He’s a slippery devil and managed to dash off before I could jump, so I swiftly followed him into the kitchen. The chase lasted a few exhausting minutes before Kermit tripped over the edge of a rug and fell flat on his belly. An opportunity!

Unfortunately my aim was a little off and my weight far too great, so it proved a very short game.

I wouldn’t let the kids watch Sesame Street tomorrow if I were you – the day’s episode will be brought to you by the letters RIP.

(God, I’m evil.)

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Rich Sutherland

Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).
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