Today didn’t go according to plan at all, not one bit. It’s Hug A Plumber Day, so I planned to get a picture of me at work hugging our graphic designer.
*pause for effect*
He used to be a plumber.
But, mere moments before giving him a impromptu squeeze whilst someone snapped us in the act, I remembered that he used to be an electrician. Fail snail.
So instead here’s Mario hugging a penguin. Job done. That’ll be £575, not including the callout charge.