Today is Sauntering Day, so I took a quiet stroll to the pub, then a relaxed amble to McDonald’s, and finally a serene bimble to Hull Truck Theatre to watch ‘Ballroom Blitz’ by Dave Windass, which was full of extremely energetic people dancing around as if the floor were made of hot coals, broken glass and used jockstraps.

So not only did I saunter nicely all evening, but other people compensated for my laziness by being especially frantic – how very accommodating.


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