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White chocolate Hobbit

22nd Sep, 2012 | Posted by in Blog

Being Hobbit Day, today I went barefoot wherever I went, although being 6’ 4” meant that I wasn’t able to match their diminutive stature. Still, I also celebrated by having seven meals in one day, as the food-loving little Shire-dwellers enjoy so much: breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper. And seeing how today is also White Chocolate Day, I made sure that each meal included that particular piece of confectionery for dessert.

Unfortunately, I’m now so fat that I broke Shadowfax’s back as he was giving me a ride home, so Gandalf the White has turned to Gandalf the Red-in-the-Face. As Gollum once said to Samwise Gamgee: “Stupid, fat Hobbit.”

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Rich Sutherland

Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).
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