ARRRRRRR!! Ahoy there, mateys! Batten down the gangplank and splice the crow’s nest, pieces of eight mark the spot and prepare to be boarded by Pretty Polly! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, and hopefully ye’ll be better at it than me.
Now, where be me vodka?
I mean rum. Rum.
About the author...
Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).