National Nothing Day
Take a break from activities of any description, revel in moments of insignificance or contemplate the metaphysical meaning of nothingness.
National Nothing Day has been commemorated since 1973. The day is literally about doing nothing at all, placing it in a similar vein to other such surreal non-occasions as an Un-Birthday or Buy National Nothing Day. There is absolutely no purpose or intended structure for this pointless celebration.
History of National Nothing Day
The day was first proposed by the late American newspaper columnist Harold Coffin. National Nothing Day was founded with the intent of eventual self-destruction, through satirically reigning in what Coffin considered a glut of recently established, useless commemorative days. Coffin’s Nothing Organization was simultaneously formed in order to raise awareness. Fittingly, the organization has not yet held a single meeting. The continued official celebrations stand testament to Coffin’s ultimate failure.
As it is all about expending no effort on celebrating absolutely nothing, National Nothing Day can also be about celebrating life itself. The only limits on how the day is spent are the imagination and bank balance of the participant.
The day also raises some very interesting questions on a philosophical level. Can something worthwhile truly spring from nothing? Depending on your perspective, Coffin could either have been a latter-day David Hume or a quotable newspaper columnist slightly too clever for his own good.
The Realist Society (RSC) which adopts a philosophical view called “realism,” hit back against National Nothing Day with “There Has Always Been Something Day” or THABS Day. The organization argues that if there ever were truly nothing, there would never have been something. And, hence, no ability to celebrate National Nothing Day in the first place!
Interestingly, Coffin’s idea wasn’t anything new. Back in 1956, the Associated Press released a story about how then Mayor of Birmingham, Alabama, James W. Morgan, wanted to celebrate Nothing Week. The piece appeared in a variety of newspapers who hailed it as an interesting concept.
One thing is for sure – the modern world isn’t kind to those of us who want to do nothing. People expect us to play the game, work hard and strive in all aspects of our lives. The notion of just sitting around for a day and deliberately not doing anything seems a little alien.
The average person works more than thirty hours per week, and that doesn’t include all the non-paid work that they have to do. Cramming everything in and getting it all done, therefore, is an issue for some of us.
Fundamentally, National Nothing Day is an act of rebellion. What started as a tongue-in-cheek commentary on all of the new days of the year, soon turned into something more than that. Coffin’s creation was a cynical ploy to raise awareness of an issue he was interested in – the chronic raising of awareness. But it soon morphed out of his control.
National Nothing Day is now an opportunity for people to take a bit of time out, just once per year. Our society demands constant activity, so putting your feet up for twenty-four hours is, bizarrely, an act of rebellion. We’re told we should use every hour available to us. But the modern National Nothing Day is a license to slow down for a bit and take stock.
How to celebrate National Nothing Day
When you think about it, celebrating nothing day is slightly more challenging than you might imagine. Stripping back your life to the point where you do absolutely nothing, is a real philosophical challenge.
What counts as nothing?
Let’s say that you commit yourself to watch a streaming service all day. Does that count as nothing? Arguably not because you’re still using your eyes and ears to watch programming.
What about sitting in silence for the day? Is that doing nothing? Well, it all depends on which philosopher you ask. If you’re still thinking, you’re probably not doing nothing.
How about meditating and trying to erase the self, eliminating all thoughts to experience pure consciousness? Sorry – that’s still not nothing, assuming you’re alive and carrying out the functions necessary for life.
National Nothing Day, therefore, can quickly turn into a humorous exercise. It’s a chance for you to figure out what it means to do absolutely nothing and see how close you can get. We all understand the spirit of the day but making it a reality is a lot trickier than you might imagine. Ironic, huh?
So, one idea for nothing day is to try to do nothing – harder than you might think.
Another idea is to raise awareness of the fact that there is such a thing as a day with absolutely no significance whatsoever. You don’t have to celebrate every day of the year or get involved with every cause. Sometimes, you can kick back, relax, and forget there’s even a world out there.
If you’re a particularly insightful person, you might also want to use National Nothing Day to drive home Harold Coffin’s point. It’s okay to spend chunks of your life celebrating the fact that you have nothing to do. Heck, wouldn’t it be better if everyone was comfortable just being by themselves?
Finally, you can use National Nothing Day to explore the concept of nothingness. Good luck with that. When you try to get absolutely nothing, you ultimately wind up finding something. It is as if the universe won’t let you experience nothing. Take away all the particles in space, and you still have a vacuum. Remove the vacuum, and you still have geometry. Get rid of geometry, and you have existence or structure in some form.
Are you looking forward to National Nothing Day? Perhaps the best way to spend it is to avoid tough metaphysical questions.
Don’t celebrate anything or do anything. Permit yourself to avoid all your responsibilities and work commitments. Be happy that there’s nothing worth thinking about for a day.