I wanted to share something interesting with you for Salami Day. I considered posting a recipe for an experimental meal of my own creation, or even making a sculpture out of slices of the highly seasoned sausage and posting an image gallery.
Then I found this video and realised that I could never beat it, and would never even have the gall to try. “I’m edgy like a razor” – pure unbeatable gold.
Richard Sutherland is the author of 'The Unitary Authority of Ersatz', a quirky collection of short stories and humorous poetry. His favourite colour is Cornish Pasty and he loves the smell of confusion. Richard also writes Twitter fiction; tales within 140 characters. You should follow him, it's what all the cool kids are doing. @Banana_Penguin and @tinyweefiction.
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