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Froghurty goodness

4th Jun, 2012 | Posted by in Blog

In celebration of Frozen Yoghurt Day, 10 points if you’re the first to guess what this is from:

 

“Do you sell toys?”

“We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call ‘Frogurt’!”

“Well I need something for my son’s birthday.”

“Perhaps this will please the gentleman… Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!”

“Ooooh, that’s bad.”

“But it comes with a free Frogurt!”

“That’s good.”

“The Frogurt is also cursed.”

“That’s bad.”

“But you get your choice of topping!”

“That’s good.”

“The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.”

“…”

“That’s bad.”

“Can I go now?”

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Rich Sutherland

Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).
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