Dear daysoftheyear.com visitor,
Today is Get Out of the Doghouse Day, so I’m taking the opportunity to apologise to you personally.
Though I never made an actual promise, the idea was to write this blog every day; not have a couple of days off and post retrospectively, but to post each day’s entry moments after it had happened. That’s proved more difficult than anticipated (turns out I have some form of life after all), and I often post two or even three entries at once. For this I apologise profusely.
I also apologise in advance for further transgressions, because unless I lose my job and have masses of spare time, I can’t see the situation changing.
Thank you for forgiving me my past sloppiness and future slovenliness; you are a truly beautiful person, whoever you may be.
Yours in celebration of all things strange and often pointless,
Richard Sutherland, second-rate blog writer