For Tongue Twister Day I tried my hand… well, tongue… at a particularly fun one from Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss:
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke’s duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luke’s duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
The first line was fine, and I managed the second one without any problems also. I nearly got the third one wrong but swiftly rescued the situation. However, I made an error when the fourth line came out as Luke’s duck licks likes, and the subsequent Duke takes licks in lakes Luke Luck dicks was an absolute abomination.
To be honest, the whole thing got me a bit flustered and stressed me right out, which was especially annoying as it was also Stress Awareness Day.
Damn you, Luke Luck, and your lake-licking duck that you like to lick lakes with, you duck-liking, lake-licking loser!