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Yet another unfortunate combination

4th Aug, 2012 | Posted by in Blog

I can’t remember what the last double celebration was, but today’s will stay with me forever: Chocolate Chip Day and Mustard Day.

Now, you may be wondering why this is such a bad combination, and the answer is simple. For you see, instead of having, say, a hot dog with mustard followed by chocolate chip cookies, I cut out the middle man and went straight for the chocolate chips covered in mustard. The result wasn’t pretty in any sense, but it certainly was colourful.

Oh, and I tell a lie; today is also actually a triple celebration because it’s also Coast Guard Day. Well good luck to them, because I think they may spot something particularly unpleasant bobbing up and down in the nearby estuary in the next few days.

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Rich Sutherland

Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).
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