Now, you may be wondering why this is such a bad combination, and the answer is simple. For you see, instead of having, say, a hot dog with mustard followed by chocolate chip cookies, I cut out the middle man and went straight for the chocolate chips covered in mustard. The result wasn’t pretty in any sense, but it certainly was colourful.
Oh, and I tell a lie; today is also actually a triple celebration because it’s also Coast Guard Day. Well good luck to them, because I think they may spot something particularly unpleasant bobbing up and down in the nearby estuary in the next few days.