There’s something unnvering about standing silently in a crowded elevator (or a lift)… It’s a brave person who breaks the uncomfortable silence – so Talk In An Elevator Day is dedicated to plucking up our courage and making polite small take whilst riding the lift!

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why does no one ever want to talk in an elevator??

I dont care bout mfs on the net tho! In my mind everything is small talk in an elevator.

@juliusp45 ur not supposed to talk in an elevator Dur

Is your elevator pitch optimized for Japan? Better not be, because it is rude to talk in an elevator in Japan.

Oh and the previous tweet was composed whilst trying to avoid eye contact and small talk in an elevator.

Small Talk in an Elevator #lazysongs

Like a gorilla and a howler monkey attempting small talk in an elevator, suppressing the urge to either fight or flee.

Small talk in an elevator is the worst!!!!
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