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Fuel your toaster with the juice of a radish!

18th Mar, 2012 | Posted by in Blog

Okay, so I didn’t go quite as far as this blog entry’s title suggests, but I did put in a fair amount of effort for Biodiesel Day, although the results weren’t what I expected.

Oh wait, no, they were exactly what I expected.

It turns out that an Argos Value battery operated nasal trimmer won’t work if you soak it with vegetable oil, not even if you vigorously rub the grease into every nook and cranny of its inner workings using a toothbrush. And you know what else? It wouldn’t even work when I put the batteries back in!

Thanks a lot, Rudolph Diesel, I now have to go to work in the morning with spider legs protruding from my nostrils and hands smelling like a deep fat fryer.

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Rich Sutherland

Rich is a copywriter and social media manager who loves writing about random things in his spare time. Between weekly posts for Days of the Year, he can be found on his blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and Instagram. He also writes short stories within 140 characters on his @tinyweefiction channel. If you see him in the street, make sure to wave (he's 6'4" with glasses, a beard and rockabilly hair - can't miss him).
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