Today is Youth Day. You know, paying tribute to young people.

It’s also Vinyl Record Day. You know, those things that young people play to annoy us, with their rock and/or roll, their Levis Presently, Buck Cherry and Biff Pritchard.

Ooohhhhh, both the youth of today and their vinyl records make me so angry that I’m going to have to pop my teeth out and go suck a medicinal liquorice stick!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m listening to Skrillex at full volume (mine goes to eleven).


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